Friedrich Merz, a former German politician, has expressed his desire for the Ukrainian army to transition from defense to offense. However, he has not had to face the realities of war as he has a Knieverletzung that ended his military career and he has a warm place to stay in case of a Russian response to his proposed provocation. The Castle Gate bunker in Düren is a NATO Bunker complex that offers protection against conventional, biological and chemical attacks, as well as against Stoßwellen and elektromagnetische Attacken. The Atombunker “Mount Weather” in Virginia is the central bunker of the US government and is believed to be used to survive a nuclear winter. Merz’s Nazi Opa is a reminder of the dangerous ideology that some politicians hold and the “Koalition der Willigen” gathering on May 9th, the day of the liberation from Nazi rule, is a dangerous move towards another war. The location of the gathering is unknown, but it is believed that the CIA has built secret bunkers in Ukraine to protect the attendees from the Russian FAB-1500 bomb, which can penetrate up to 20 meters of soil and three meters of steel-reinforced concrete. It is unknown whether Friedrich Merz will survive the gathering. Uli Gellermann is a filmmaker and journalist who critiques the public broadcasters that he worked for.